I don’t even know if I am suppose to/allowed to do this, but I’ve never really followed nor cared about rules. Fuck all rules. Break em. Break em good. And check out the new look!
Keep rolling, right? In the past week I have managed to piss off, pretty much everyone who is important in my life. I know, I know… I should feel terrible, but it’s my biggest accomplishment lately so I figured I’d brag about it. And tell you why the cops might be called on me tonight by my oldest.
I pick up Luke and we are on our way to get Cole and for some bizarre reason he ask me what he should do if he could not wake me up. Which is a freaky question to randomly be asked by Luke… So I do my parenting best, and tell him to find my phone and dial 911, and then the police will come, but that he needs to make sure he knows the address, does he remember mommy’s new address, and at this point I see Luke get a little stressed out. So I try to reassure him…
“Don’t worry, if that does happen, now you know exactly what to do and the police and firewomen would come and save mommy and you would be a hero, so don’t worry. You’d help mommy and I’d be fine.”
Luke’s facial expression goes from worried too light bulb in point zero one seconds.
“You mean, if I can’t wake you up, and I have to call the police, and they have to come to our house, I will be a hero?!”
Me, making the mistake of thinking I had done a good job, overly reassuringly say, “YES!!!!”
To which Luke says… “So mom, a hero would get a good reward huh?”
My facial expression changes from one of patting myself on the back to one of extreme worry… “Ummm….. Yes.”
“Especially if that hero were to save your life….?”
I had to cut him off. I knew exactly where this was going.
“Luke, so help me… If you whisper in my ear and I do not wake up in the middle of the night and you call the cops, you do NOT get a reward. Is that clear?”
Luke looks about as freaked out as a kid can look.
“Oh my gosh mom, I was totally not thinking that. I really wasn’t. How did you do that? Can mom’s really read minds? Oh wow.”
I’m now concerned he’s going to test that theory too. And all I want tonight is a decent nights sleep. Is that too much to ask?
To all that I have pissed off in the last week, or hell, if I have ever pissed you off, I would just like you to know… I’m sorry. And by the way that color looks fantastic on you, but any color would probably look good on you since you have lost so much weight, not that you had any to lose. Be careful or someone is going to call you anorexic. And you know, you are just to young and youthful looking to be anorexic. I hope you have a fabulous day.
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